During a plane trip flying on a commercial airline:
"I was listening to some music when a beautiful lady sitting behind me leans forward and says how much she likes the music. I invite her to sit in the empty seat next to me. The stewardess comes up and says the lady is not allowed to sit there and has to return to her seat. I ask her why, and she starts to sound off and we start an argument. She doesn't talk nice to me, so I said, "Look, honey, if you want to get shitty, fine, but there's no way in the world you can be shittier than I can be. She says if I don't shut up, she's going to talk to the captain. I tell her to talk to the captain. She goes and talks to the captain. She comes back and tells me that if she has to tell the captain about me again, he's going to come back and talk to me.
I ask her, " What's he going to talk about, baseball, beautiful ladies, or lousy stewardesses? What's he going to do, pull up to a cloud and park and tell me to get off? She storms off. Maybe she had a bad day and was taking it out on her passengers. She is human too, and I'm not going to report her for being a b___ch. If she reports me to Finley (A's owner), fine. I will not back down and apologize when I am in the right. I am waiting to see if that shitty stewardess wants to talk about it some more. I am ready and raring to go." :-))
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